when u sing along to a song and then understand a metaphor
man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like
aries: strong :)
taurus: great :)
gemini: fake bitch
cancer: emotional :)
leo: determined :)
virgo: sneaky asshole
libra: smart :)
scorpio: vengeful shitlord
sagittarius: alright :)
capricorn: hardworker :)
aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch
pisces: good :)
Like how is skinny shaming real when telling someone “you’re so skinny” or “you’ve lost so much weight” is considered a compliment and telling someone “you’re so fat” or “you’ve gained so much weight” is seen as an insult. please tell me
- Wow, eat a sandwich. You could snap at any moment!
- Real boys like curvy girls.
- Are you anorexic?
Don’t trivialize shaming of any kind. Everyone gets picked on for how they look.
when you masturbate twice on the same day
When you finger yourself while masturbating
when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs
"someone could have a crush on you right now"
[looks at the camera like i’m on the office] [continues to look for several hours]