thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

i-effed-it-all-up:

u know how sometimes if u eat too much of a certain food you get sick of it

like my mom used to make spaghetti several times a week for YEARS bc it was quick and easy so now im kinda “meh” about spaghetti

you know that feeling??

that’s how i feel about white cis male protagonists

grinderman2:

me: *wakes up*

crudely drawn flower: GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE I AM PROUD OF U FOR WAKING UP U CAN DO IT LIL BUG

me: *goes back to sleep*

Crying Nagisa ಥ_ಥ

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

byebyedaruma:

leaders of tomorrow

(source)

Haru and Makoto || Episode 5
kurisu004:

By: Asuna

‏@asuna_1013

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

kelpls:

im trash trash trash

kelpls:

im trash trash trash

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

monokuma appreciation tbh.