I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
u know how sometimes if u eat too much of a certain food you get sick of it
like my mom used to make spaghetti several times a week for YEARS bc it was quick and easy so now im kinda “meh” about spaghetti
you know that feeling??
that’s how i feel about white cis male protagonists
me: *wakes up*
crudely drawn flower: GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE I AM PROUD OF U FOR WAKING UP U CAN DO IT LIL BUG
me: *goes back to sleep*
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
leaders of tomorrow
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
im trash trash trash
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead